Anonymous #E92A
Burgomaster: “How do you know she is a witch?”
Peasant: “She looks like one.”
Kitten: “I’m not a witch.”
Burgomaster: “But you are dressed as one…”
Kitten: “They dressed me up like this.”
Burgomaster: “Did you dress her up like this?”
Peasant: Crowd: “No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart.”
Burgomaster: “What makes you think she is a witch?”
Peasant: “She turned me into a newt!”
Burgomaster: “A newt?”
…
Peasant: “Well, I got better.”
Peasant Crowd: “Burn her anyway!”