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A Veritable Smorgasbord
DAISY BELL
A fair is a veritable smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord
After the crowds have ceased
Each night when the lights go out
It can be found on the ground
All around
Oh, what a Royal feast!
IVAN
Is this true? Is this appetizing yarn of yours true?
Will I find
Melon rinds and bits of hot dogs
Cookie crumbs and rotten cotton candy
Melted ice cream, mustard driplings
Moldy goodies everywhere?
DAISY BELL
Yes, yes
IVAN
Lots of popcorn, apple cores
Banana peels and soggy sandwiches
And gobs of gorgeous gook to gobble at the fair?
DAISY BELL
Yes, yes, yes
IVAN
I like high living but you say tempts me
DAISY BELL
It’s true. Go to the fair, IVAN
IVAN
You mean tin cans with particles of tuna fish stuck into ’em?
Greasy paper bags stuffed with rotten eggs?
DAISY BELL
Yep, yep, yep
IVAN
Don’t tell me anymore! I’m going!
DAISY BELL & IVAN
A fair is a veritable smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord
After the gates are shut
Each night when the lights go out
It can be found on the ground
All around
That’s where a Prince can glut, glut, glut, glut!

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