M: SPIKE, HOW MANY PRINCESSES DO YOU KNOWWW!!??

S: Actually, she’s technically a Princess-Lord!

M: OH MY GOSH! FINALLY A FEMALE DRAGON LORD, I LOVE YOUR ARMOR, IT’S THE FREAKING FIERCEST, What was it like having a dad as dragon lord? Are you gonna follow up on that belching-greeting idea? What have you told princess twilight about us so far? Can you tell her I said hi in your next letter? Can you send letters by flame just like Spike? What do you think of Spike and Princess Twilight being lovers!? DOES IT MAKE YOU JEALOUS?? Do you like comics?? HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A GIRL?? WHERE’S THAT RADICAL SCEPTER? ARE YOU SINGLE?? WHO’S HOTTER, PRINCESS LUNA OR CELESTIA?? CADANCE?? YOUR EYES ARE SO PRETTY, LIKE RED RUBIES!!

E: Is she even from this universe?

S: Y’know, that’s a better question than you’re aware of..

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NOW I HAVE 2 DRAGON WAIFUS, MUAHAHAHA!