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Who better to call out Ryder for his downfall than Everest herself using everyone’s favorite meme from Invincible 2021?
Everest: Why did you make me do this?!? You’re neglecting me and fighting solely to squeeze out as much money from the main 6 pups and plenty of cashgrab ones as possible! Think, Ryder! You rely on themes based off of gimmicks that have been done before instead of being more original! Tracker, Sweetie, and I will outlast every insignificant being introduced after Sweetie that you replaced us with! Said beings are just figments of your imagination and are every bit as two-dimensional as you are, and they will be forgotten in five years! When Hasbro buys PAW Patrol and retires both you and the post-Sweetie pups for equal focus on Tracker, Sweetie, I, and the original six pups, we will leave you in the past, have our characterization colored far further, think for ourselves, bond more, have more special moments, build our own gadgets, get creative with our powers, follow story arcs, beat you at your only good assets, have far less formulaic and repetitive adventures than you, and altogether not need you anymore! You have absolutely no combat skills, and your arms are weak because you never lift! We’re physically superior to you! You’ve always needed us more than the other way around! You lied to me about me being very important to you! You’re so dumb that you made Skye air lift fish with a bucket instead of a net which wouldn’t let them fall out! The moment you flossed and dabbed, you stopped being timeless completely! Both Adventure Bay and Adventure City will crumble to dust and blow away! Everyone and everything you know in both places will be gone! If you’re the protagonist, then why do all the pups up to and including Sweetie get more fan attention than you?!? What will you have after 500 episodes from the greedy Spin Master?!?
Ryder (weakly): The main 6 pups…I’ll still have them and tons of one-dimensional others.
Everest: See! You don’t care about me!

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