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The White Aedaha of Empiora
This is a revamp of an older piece. If you like the older version better, relax, it’s still in my scraps. I am trying to move away from my signature color scheme, just a little. Sometimes it gets to the point where my art almost looks monochromatic and I want to branch out, try something new, experiment with new color schemes and such.
I also have a new monitor so I’m going to be going back and color correcting a few pieces. I still can’t see unfortunately. It’s not easy doing art when everything looks like it’s vibrating. Will be going to see a neuro-ophthalmologist on January first when my insurance kicks in.
Anyway, this image should look a little lighter than the other one: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8345538/ Yes? Just a little.
60hrs.
Photoshop, Zbrush.

Satan: What the hell is that thing? Can I bone it?
Me: You don’t even know what it is yet but you want to put your dick in it?
Satan: Yep.
Me: Dude, WTF?
Satan: Not even sorry. While we’re on the subject, did you know that women have twice as many nerve endings in the cleetoris than guys do in the peenor? Color me jealous.
Me: Yeah but you have an easy grip handle, we have to go spelunking.
Satan: Touché. I do not envy you… oh wait, yeah, still do. I hereby revoke your touché.
Me: So what, do you wish you were a woman or something?
Satan: More or less. I am a male lesbian. A lesbiman! BUAHAHAHA!
Me: Well, that’s……. interesting. Thanks for sharing.
Satan: I aim to please!
Me: You’ve got shitty aim.
Satan: …………… BBBAAAAAAADDDDDDD IMAGERY. BAD, BAD IMAGERY!
Me: face palm
Satan: So anyway, you’re a chick…. wanna switch bodies?
Me: ………… I would rather shove my eyeballs up my own ass and write a 20 page MLA format paper on what the inside of my ANUS looks like.
Satan: Zeesh! Why not? I’m hot. You’re hot. Win/win.
Me: Maybe if you’re looking at me through rose colored beer goggles.
Satan: Takes off the rose colored beer goggles HOLY CHRISTING MUHAMED THOR ZEUS À LA APHRODITE CREAM PIE, YOU LOOK LIKE MUAMMAR GADDAFI!!!
Me: -______-; Not. Funny.
Satan: Yeah, you’re right, that’s not funny….. IT’S HILARIOUS! BAHAHAHAH! I crack myself up. So come on, let’s switch bodies!
Me: Hell no. Do you really want me in charge of your penis?
Satan: …………Well, there’s only so much that can be done with a penis and I’ve pretty much done it all. I defy you to come up with something I haven’t already done.
Me: ………………………………. Michelle Bachmann.
Satan: YOU ARE A !@#$%^&*ING LUNATIC.

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