Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

@Cerebrate  
slides on out and meows shaking furr cozy in there.but I prefer the outdoors

@NyantaStarhunt  
sorry bout that, i panicked.

I saw that…

He spit the cat out… He’s vegan!
 

@Coriolanus  
snake gets in your face.
 
“that is both RUDE and untrue.”

@Cerebrate  
I dunno, seems preddy sus.
 
We need pruff… how well-done do you like steak cooked? ^%<-<%

@Coriolanus  
ACK NO COOKIN GTHE KITTEN!

@Coriolanus  
it has to be warm and it has to be bloody. jerky no thanks.

I like mine with a crispy outside but juicy middle

@NyantaStarhunt @Cerebrate  
The cat is already a meatloaf offering…
 
 
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@Coriolanus  
Oh NO! runs!

@Coriolanus  
(i will space you, drop you from the cloud balcony and give you a lava bath you vent gremlin.)

@Cerebrate @NyantaStarhunt
 
You and what army? As you can see, I’ve got my cultist underlings backing me up, and I’ve got you all right where I need you to be. Everything is going…
 
Cultists start murdering eachother. …according… to… plan?-Gets stabbed from behind by cultist.
 

 
Imposter-Cultist: …That’s all the loose ends tied up.
 
Well, looks like I’m in “the business” alone, now… and that means that the only person I can’t trust…
 
Draws gun.
 
…is myself.  

Above muh now-not-ded corpse;
 
 
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Looks around at all the dead cultists, looking like the aftermath of a brawl in a Tarantino movie…
 
hm…
 
Reject modernity,
 
 
embrace tradition.

well if you’re gonna do that.
 
 
then i’m gonna do this:  

@Cerebrate  
_{^._o}
 
D:  

 
brekka-brekka-brekka-brekka-brekka

@Coriolanus  
don’t worry the big guy don’t bite… the little ones do.

I am scared

o_0  
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%…%  
Drops gun & T-poses.
 
[ Intense Flashing Light Warning ]  

come on everyone knows i have zerg, it’s in my name.