Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

background furry #19375
Birthday Fur - Joined within the first year of the site operation and has had significant amount of activity as of June 1, 2021.
Derpy Fur - Prevented Furbooru's terrible fate in April of 2021.
Astra - Helped choose the name for our mascot - Astra.
Passing of the Eclipse - Joined within the first month of public opening and has had at least some activity as of August 3, 2020.

calibrating thirty-four nuclear-tipped missiles down to striking a targeted area less than the size of a postage stamp. (1.42cm), with plenty of ∆v left for course-correction. The target at the end of the eyeballed porkchop plot (all warped up by the gravitational influence of 433 Eros) is the thinnest area to the side-profile of a hostile nuclear-armed “missile schooner”, orbiting far up and down the ecliptic plane around Eros, and currently about 297 kilometers away, give or take a few dozen meters.
 
Thirty of the missiles are smaller and faster for screening incoming hostile warheads, while four are larger for directly attacking and severing the schooner in half (the blast don’t transmit well thru vacuum, so it’s all gotta be pinpoint-aimed).
 
I’m so sleepy. %@______@%
Syntax quick reference: **bold** *italic* ||hide text|| `code` __underline__ ~~strike~~ ^sup^ %sub%

Detailed syntax guide