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Meow meow :3
Ah so that's why my smoke alarm randomly fell off my ceiling. It was so that we could fill the house with smoke without it going off. Cuz the only possible path to my house burning down is if some random arsonist comes along and nobody's gonna give that much of a shit about my weird wizard shenanigans to do so. We're responsible with the oven and nothing else is even a fire hazard.

Anyway, EZ DIY spell: Take a candleholder, comb the fur and fleas off a cat and then burn them. Can add paper for additional kindling. The ancient ones will be pleased that you have helped to clean your cat's fur. I always said the Ancient Egyptians were right to have worshipped cats and I was onto something >^_^<

Edit: Even better if you have old wax or the ends of incense stix in there, you'll unleash the scents ::3
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