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@NyantaStarhunt  
they lead you before a relatively out of place looking giant of a hyena, scars, dreadlocks, a whip that looks to be made from a ripped out spine, certainly not what one would expect from an officer of the technologists.

@Cerebrate  
the sun shows
 
Germans: OH FUCK+

@Coriolanus  
(we germans are people of the rain, the wind and the bitter. when our sky turns yellow all of a sudden we just don’t know what to do.)

@NyantaStarhunt  
what do you mean, bro  
y’all got mooses- that’s basically the same thing

@EclecticInspiration  
Can I have one?

@Coriolanus  
damn. shorg is whole-ass playing DayZ IRL right now  
you’re in me prayers, shorg
 
 
also I wouldn’t waste time with the katana- particularly if it’s stainless steel. defend your home the way the founding fathers intended- bring on the slingshot, chainshot, grapeshot too- swords and bayonets thrusting thru
 
gonna have to get you a mortar for your birfday so you can fuggen mortar people. we’ll look into some phosphorous rounds, too

@NyantaStarhunt  
The unstated “meta-narrative” of the game said to be critical of the action shooter genre is overstated by alotta ppl aware it was a thing; I like it for the tragic tale, clunky difficulty, and most of all the music, tho with the lattermost I always supersticiously feel as if listening to it is a bad omen. :P
 
dood who wrote the game’s plot also left Louisiana cuz of hurricanes, only to get caught in a sandstorm in Germany of all places, which I guess is where he got his inspirations from, along with styles taken from a psychological horror movie I can’t recall the name of, but which also likely inspired the chem “psycho” in the Fallout series.

Damnnn I neex to play that,game

me backyard, twenty minutes before gas & electric are finally plentiful again;
 
^{**[ NSFW: Grotesque ]**}  

@Coriolanus  
Band send the attack kitty in to kill them too

@NyantaStarhunt  
Don’t worry, if someone breaks into me house,
 
imma cut their hands off with that katana my sister bought me. -w-
 
Or burn their body in me backyard with my gasoline they’re probably after

@Coriolanus  
Be safe shorg. You are in my though6z

@Cerebrate  
blasting was one of the last words in that sentence…well cool to have it
 
the cat nods to them and meows I will happily speak to whoever I need to in order rto achieve or goal

Oh yeeeeaaah, one more thing too, in my backyard there are dozens of gigantic spiders building massive webs at unbelievably fast rates, so it’s a bit hard to keep things cleanly out there, what with all the scattered roofing and house-parts laying about that I have to pick off of my lawn. I think I’ll also be seeing lots of cockroaches soon, since they were driven out of the back woods by the storm and rain. Keeping them out me house tho so far with poison and lavender-scented febreeze.
 
I’m fuggin’,
 
Heccin’ surrounded by decay and potential death. >___>’
 
Just four more days of this tho, till power is hopefully back on by Wednesday

Things are getting a bit apocalyptic now. ‘<-<
 
Since yesterday a man died after an alligator in his garage tore his arm off. They couldn’t find the body. Ppl are also pulling guns on each other as they cut in line for gas, since they need it to run generators for powering fridges and air conditioning, and just waiting in line burns half a fuel tank. After one guy was fatally shot the ppl waiting behind that guy’s car just pushed it aside so they could move up past, rather than help him as he died.
 
Ya know those kinda crazy ladies the internet likes to call “Karen”s? One had a fit so bad she tried to run over a policeman. After she missed him he promptly drew his gun out and shot her nine times through the windshield.
 
On my own street the night before, apparently a house nearby to mine had it’s walls spray painted in X’s and O’s, as if someone had played tictactoe on it. Last night as well the broken wood fencing I’d propped back up and fixed was toppled down in one spot.
 
Sssssoooooooooo, je, in a nutshell right now, murderous sociopaths are boldly revealing themselves, and shady ppl are stalking around my house at night. Was a bit optimistic at first. Now tho, I’m sleeping next to me gun. >->

@Cerebrate  
(He hates the Uruk. Money isn’t all there is anymore, and those nobles would probably turn their backs on him in a heartbeat so their money would only be good short-term.)
 
(Tl;dr, he’ll probably vibe with Nikola Matt Tesla, even if there may be tension at some points)

@Jinx  
Oreo: “thick skin, fire breath and a connection to lady Tiamat rendering them near immunoe to the cult’s rot. Matt had the right idea when he put together an anti infestation unit out of them.”
 
 
@EclecticInspiration  
(well, if he wants the money he’d go for the new canterlot or the uruk, depending on how well he can keep quiet when beign insulted by a magic wielding geck.)
 
(if he wants decent gratitude and benefits of a mid to long term he may want to hire on with the teslas.)

(Speaking of dragons)  
(Oh and I’ll save you a read- this is a work in progress. It’ll be on the brain while I work today.)
 
Character card:  
Name: uhhhh Bahstin
 
Age: A few hundred years old, or about in his late 20s in derg years
 
Appearance: Probably a lorge lad with dark scales
 
Race: Dragon
 
Personality: Somewhat carefree but takes care of his own, & has a strong interest in teaching those who follow him
 
Faction: The Bastion of Unity
 
Notes: Mercenary for hire during the empire’s golden ages, [name] stayed out of politics when things went to pot but began shifting his focus towards running something of a private military
 
Weapon of choice: A war hammer with old but beautiful draconic letters etched into the flangettes
 
Army: His own elite serve like bodyguards, although it’s his higher ranking that do most of the work- not talking about the infantry, of course, but those in charge. Those under his commend show much diversity, a good amount having come from other factions
 
 
(Deadass just a medieval PMC; cares less about conquering and more about surviving this tide of political mayhem by showing support, primarily against the olde empire.)  
(I have some generals in mind but additions are welcome if it moves this dood along the story. No he dun have a name yet because I don’t think I’ve ever had a derg character before ;w;)
 
 
(side note before I go to bed- I’ve got characters in mind for this faction but again, additions are welcome. I better write these guys down before I lose ’em tho >:P)

@Cerebrate  
Itll be nice to have dragons along for this one. Thick skin and all.

@NyantaStarhunt  
Soldier: “Chaser, what’s with the forester entourage?”
 
“Situation’s changed, Uruk mercs are the bigger problem. look we need your artillery cannons for support, you guys in on blasting bad guys or nah?”
 
“you had us at blasting, but your friends will need to make the case with the old hyena.”

@Cerebrate  
the cat nods to them with a small wave Hello

@NyantaStarhunt  
he nods as you crest the final bump in the road, a few teslatic soldiers moving out to meet you.

@Cerebrate  
Nya: well thats new and useful information to me then. Well…on your lead then chaser

@EclecticInspiration  
(nah, styx and stone are a pair of ddragons between jinx and i.)

@Cerebrate  
(hol’ up. I was callin’ my Kobolds in your Helsing thing Sticks and, eventually, Stone)
 

 
(snek about to unleash a whole new chaos)