Suggestions and bullshitting thread, venting, etc. [NSFW]

I swear the things I miss

@EclecticInspiration  
what/who would win;
 
The ability to mind-control, via rewiring and “tugging” on vestigial nerve crossings and clusters responsible for ancient folklore beliefs such as “reflexology” as if they were marionette strings, spawned out of the darkest clandestine projects and forgotten abattoirs laboratories that would make even the CIA director of MKUltra blush,
 
or, one cewl ratt

@Coriolanus  
Mind controller: “do as I say and you get cheez.”
 
Flawless victory.

@NyantaStarhunt  
Welcome to the internet.

@Cerebrate  
Repurposed Auto-docs, Interrogation Butcherbots, & Reflexologists:
 
yEaRs oF EmPiRiCaL sCiEnCe WaStEd…
 
The bots would later go on to become disturbingly efficient chiropractors and acupuncturists with 95% satisfaction ratings.

Catto wins.
 
But catto must sleep now. Long day at work and I hear me bed calling m

@Coriolanus  
the cewlest ratt  
masks don’t gib me cheez or warpstone

Welp I was going to try and do something here but I haven’t had the energy for like a week.

Good meowring or aftpurnoon my lovely friends
 
Nyanta whishs you all a lovely time!
 
And I promise to not push cups for a whole month!

@NyantaStarhunt  
We both know as soon as that month is up you’ll be knocking over whole tables.

@Sky  
innocent smile
 
rolls over and purrs

Morning peeps, thanks Nyanta.

@Sky
 
@NyantaStarhunt  
I make no promises.  
All your cups are belong to mine

@EclecticInspiration  
(i have found a halloween treat idea, candied rat, wanna help me?)

@Cerebrate  
Hmmmm…  
I don’t wanna catch any rats, though. We keep enough here it scares-off the ill-willed skavenslaves, and I’d like to keep it that way. Even if they try to eat my food sometimes -_-

@EclecticInspiration  
“oh, i was thinking… bigger.”

@Cerebrate  
Hmmm…  
You can have some skavenslaves.  
You can’t-can’t have me though >:O
 
Maybe a giant rat would do, too. We has those.

Im awake

As am I…..unfortunately.

I swear of those two don’t smooch imma riot

@NyantaStarhunt  
Who…?

Rp thread that I didn’t eant to interrupt

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
 
I’m fine.

@Gray  
Quick do something edgy