Stupid Stuff That Comes to Mind That We Want to Post

@GenericArchangel  
Hey, you leave my boyfriend out of this! He bought me that soap.

@GenericArchangel  
She is purple. The color of untrustworthiness!

@MagpulDynamicPie  
Except your name is purple!

@Jinx  
Your name AND your pone is purple. That’s way worse as you know.

@MagpulDynamicPie  
Exactly! Purple is the sneakiest color!

@MagpulDynamicPie  
Ah, but in reality i am a white furred idividual. I am shapeshifter.

@Jinx  
My Dracony’s fur is white naturally. No sneaky purple magic shapeshifting required.

@MagpulDynamicPie  
I’m blue as a pony or gray as a fox. See? Trustworthy!

Bah, dont make me get my boyfriend, he’ll tell you i used soap!

@GenericArchangel  
Bring that blue pony forward

@MagpulDynamicPie  

@GenericArchangel  
A trustworthy specimen this is.

@MagpulDynamicPie  
He is a good boi.

@GenericArchangel  
With flight capabilities. A necessary feature adding +11 cool points.

@MagpulDynamicPie  
But Pegasi are the species of choice for ponysonas, so I lose 8 points for going mainstream.

Needs to be about 20% cooler

@GenericArchangel  
Which is why I went for a Dracony. +11 for flight, +15 for not going mainstream, -9 for possible edginess.

@MagpulDynamicPie  
I see. It could be worse- I could’ve used a bat pony. So I take comfort in that.

@GenericArchangel  
Bat pones are cute though. Much Eeeeee

@MagpulDynamicPie  
Don’t get me wrong, they’re cute as hell, but also badly overused.

@GenericArchangel  
You could have always made a bat pony alicorn hybrid at 2AM while looking for beans.

Uhg, beans

@Jinx  
BEANS

@MagpulDynamicPie  
Nu.

@Jinx  
Heck yeah.