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Poll results: Is baseball a fruit?

Why are you still reading these options?
20.51% 16 votes
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
20.51% 16 votes
No, but a tin can
17.95% 14 votes
POLAND CAN INTO SPACE
16.67% 13 votes
What is love?
11.54% 9 votes
The Crusades were unjustified genocide
8.97% 7 votes
<<THat's what V2 is for.>>
3.85% 3 votes

Poll ends . 78 votes cast so far.

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nya
Ordering French Toast from a breakfast restaurant you’ve never been to is the ultimate risk/reward game. Almost nobody in the biz makes terrible pancakes, but many make lackluster, mediocre ones. French toast on the other hand, with its signature addition of egg, has the potential to be either a soggy piece of bread with an overcooked egg tacked on the bottom, or a rich, fluffy toast with the egg content perfectly integrated into the dish on all sides.
Elly Catfox
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nya
I apparently had way to much to drink even though it didn’t seem like nearly as much as it feels like. Idk. I’m scared and confused. At tbe hospital now. I love you guys. (No homo) I’m sorry I wasn’t careful and messed up my mental health. I’ll… Uhh… Try to be better. From now on… I’m really sorry…
Elly Catfox
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nya
Why do we allow politicians and rich people to make our country a 3rd world hellhole? I almost killed myself and destroyed random people’s property today after they wouldn’t take me at the mental hospital. “You’re fine, you don’t need us. See ya.” Basically what they fucking did.
 
I was out of my goddamned mind and they sent me on my way and didn’t let me get any help. I tried to get some goddamned help. We tell people to get some goddamned help. Over and over. And the fucking system is a piece of shit run by greedy subhuman cockroaches.
 
I knocked over a bunch an entire row of parking reservation signs and threw rocks at a statue and almost threw rocks and random car’s but managed to barely stop myself after I got sent walking home from the hospital.
 
This is the world we live in. Where crazy people who need mental help are turned away when they try to do the right thing. This is why people get killed and why we have the highest prison population per capital in the whole stupid fucking world.
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